three word horror story: The beep test
OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT
what the fuck is the beep test
someone please educate the innocent
You run until you die
Let that poor babe inside.
If you aren’t owned by a snow dog you’ll never really understand. Max is half husky/half malamute. This is his element. I often try to get him to come inside & he refuses. Stubborn boy loves the snow! & he has a thick double coat during the winter to protect him. But I do not let him stay outside all day. He is mostly an inside dog. Don’t worry, I take care of my pup. :)
Trying to keep a husky out of the snow is like trying to keep a lab out of water. It just isn’t going to happen.
He looks so content just sitting there.
NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness
*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait
Other people studying the night before:
Me studying the night before:
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'
Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.
and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left
and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off
Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.
#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest
I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping
a message i never thought i’d have to send
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
This is beautiful. I want to read this as a novel so much.